The Internet was never meant to be five giant sites each crammed with AI-generated screen grabs of the other four. But if you haven’t explored the other two billion sites out there, you might not even be on the Internet any more and just not know it.

We were here before Big Tech™. Or social media. We kept building while the rest of the industry went into an algorithmic deep-freeze. So we’d like to show you where you exited the "information superhighway" even if you still think you’re still "surfing the web." (Hint: You’re not)

Here’s what you do. Enter your email address in the box above, and answer the question correctly (it is case sensitive). Then click or tap the green button and watch your inbox.

We’re going to send you a fun email. It will have a video and an audiobook chapter in it. There’s about a 95% chance you’ll get a blank page, because the Rectangle Heads don’t want you to see certain things, like their competitors. That’s, of course, assuming you get the email at all. It might just get deleted. That’s Big Tech keeping you "safe."

Just ask yourself this question:
Is there any reason you can think of Big Tech™ wouldn’t want you to get video or audio in your inbox? Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Privacy policy is linked in the footer. We’re all about security. We don’t sell your data to anyone. You may have guessed the corporate types and us don’t get along. If you want to stay on our mailing list, you can. We’re a pretty entertaining lot. We have a whole store full of books about explosions and fantasy superheroes. But if you don’t that’s cool too. Electro-bot still likes you.

P.S. There is good news! We can still send you fun email. Why, we even built a whole site to make sure it actually gets delivered. If you join us, we’ll tell you all about it!