THE INTERNET IS STILL HERE. ARE YOU ON IT? LET’S FIND OUT.

Who played Cannon in the 1970s TV series of the same name?

Do You Even Know What The Internet Can Do Now?

The Internet was never meant to be five giant sites each crammed with AI-generated screen grabs of the other four. But if you haven’t explored the other two billion sites out there, you might not even be on the Internet any more and just not know it.

We were here before Big Tech™. Or social media. We kept building while the rest of the industry went into an algorithmic deep-freeze. So we’d like to show you where you exited the "information superhighway" even if you still think you’re still "surfing the web." (Hint: You’re not)

We’re going to send you a fun email. It will have a video, an audiobook chapter, an ebook (Robin Hood!) and even a game in it. There’s about a 95% chance you’ll get a blank page, because the rectangle heads don’t want you to see certain things, like their competitors. That’s, of course, assuming you get the email at all. It might just get deleted. That’s Big Tech keeping you "safe."

Just ask yourself this question:
Is there any reason you can think of Big Tech™ wouldn’t want you to get video or audio in your inbox? Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Privacy policy is linked in the footer. We’re all about security. We don’t sell your data to anyone. You may have guessed the corporate types and us don’t get along. If you want to stay on our mailing list, you can. We’re a pretty entertaining lot. But if you don’t that’s cool too. Electro-bot still likes you.

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